Here's Garfield.

[KD8DEY]

Sounds like a good way to lose a couple of pounds.

Note to self, never buy a diet book for the wife.
And never, ever say while shopping "No but your ass does" when asked if those pants make her look fat.

Death sentence....

[W9FTV]

Sounds like a good way to lose a couple of pounds.

Note to self, never buy a diet book for the wife.
And never, ever say while shopping "No but your ass does" when asked if those pants make her look fat.

Death sentence....

My wife has an extraordinary sense of humour. She just giggled and bought more crap. Actually we'd discussed this before and she thought the "ass looks fat" thing was accurate and extremely funny. She's a keeper, and a hottie. And has an evil sense of humor.
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[AC8UN]

Note to self, never buy a diet book for the wife.
And never, ever say while shopping "No but your ass does" when asked if those pants make her look fat.

Death sentence....

My wife has an extraordinary sense of humour. She just giggled and bought more crap. Actually we'd discussed this before and she thought the "ass looks fat" thing was accurate and extremely funny. She's a keeper, and a hottie. And has an evil sense of humor.
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Sounds a lot like my departed wife, if you find a woman who's as big a smartass as you marry her NOW!

[AC8UN]

Now that's my kind of promise.

[KD8DEY]

Now that's my kind of promise.

Mmmmm, Chocolate Chip...

[AC8UN]

Now that's my kind of promise.

Mmmmm, Chocolate Chip...

Bubba quit torturing yourself and go to bed.

[AC8UN]

Seems like it would work if you had an agreeable diet buddy.

[AC8UN]

Gotta have a FEW carbs to keep the fire lit.

[KD8DEY]

Gotta have a FEW carbs to keep the fire lit.

I have been known to do salads.
It's getting it all gathered up afterwards thats hard.....

[AC8UN]

Seems like this is just what Garfield deserves.