C.O.R.N.P.O.N.E. Consortium of Radio Nerds

Posted: **Wed Feb 20, 2019 5:18 pm**

My Mother called me lazy, but I ain't got nothing on Garfield.

Posted: **Wed Feb 20, 2019 5:19 pm**

Hey look I'm 2 for 2.

Posted: **Wed Feb 20, 2019 8:31 pm**

You might get my attention if you shaved my slippers.

Posted: **Thu Feb 21, 2019 9:07 pm**

The mischief a cat won't get into.

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2019 6:21 am**

lol, getting my morning fix...

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2019 9:48 pm**

I believe Garfield is a bit too picky for his own good.

Posted: **Sat Feb 23, 2019 8:18 pm**

A lot of people put more effort into laziness than they do getting the job done.

Posted: **Sun Feb 24, 2019 8:24 pm**

Some days sitting uptight is an adventure for me. :Cry:

Posted: **Mon Feb 25, 2019 8:58 pm**

Getting between Garfield and his bed may be hazardous to your health.

Posted: **Tue Feb 26, 2019 8:03 pm**

I think I might have a cat sandwich after that.

Posted: **Wed Feb 27, 2019 10:50 pm**

I'm with Garfield on this one.

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2019 9:23 pm**

Tripping over the dog in the middle of the night is certainly a noise action.

Posted: **Fri Mar 01, 2019 8:36 pm**

Sometimes I think my dogs have done this.

Posted: **Sat Mar 02, 2019 9:52 pm**

Well that certainly was an exciting race.

Posted: **Sun Mar 03, 2019 11:05 pm**

How to tell if you're having a really bad Monday. :Cry:

Posted: **Mon Mar 04, 2019 7:19 pm**

Now that's one bored cat.

Posted: **Tue Mar 05, 2019 10:43 pm**

Garfield sure seems to be in an evil mood the last couple of days.

Posted: **Wed Mar 06, 2019 9:02 pm**

Hey Jon time to go to the grocery store.

Posted: **Thu Mar 07, 2019 7:51 pm**

I just don't think I would sit still for that.

Posted: **Fri Mar 08, 2019 7:57 pm**

I've drank coffee that was that thick, but it wasn't cold.

Posted: **Sat Mar 09, 2019 8:03 pm**

I don't believe I've ever seen ugly bacon.

Posted: **Sat Mar 09, 2019 8:27 pm**

There's no such thing as Ugly Bacon....
Ymmv

Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2019 9:51 pm**

I can't work anymore, and Mondays still suck.

Posted: **Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:30 pm**

Hungry cat, nuff said

Posted: **Tue Mar 12, 2019 11:22 pm**

And my letter carrier complains about my dogs barking thru the fence.

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2019 11:14 pm**

I think Jon is Captain Obvious.

Posted: **Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:33 pm**

For some unknown reason Jon still thinks Garfield cares about something other than himself.

Posted: **Fri Mar 15, 2019 11:33 pm**

I just can't agree with Garfield on this one.

Posted: **Sat Mar 16, 2019 11:03 pm**

My dogs aren't nearly that demanding about breakfast.

Posted: **Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:37 am**

AC8UN wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 11:03 pm
My dogs aren't nearly that demanding about breakfast.

I have heard of "Female mind Control" (AkA Pussy Whipped), But Feline?

Posted: **Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:10 pm**

I think Garfield is trying to give Jon a clue as to the answer.

Posted: **Mon Mar 18, 2019 8:50 pm**

Usually after I've told off some jackals that really deserved it my blood pressure is lower.

Posted: **Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:29 pm**

As long as there's a dog to antagonize, there's always something for a cat to do.

Posted: **Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:59 pm**

My cat would probably bring me half of the mouse.

Posted: **Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:41 pm**

Is it just me, or is it normal to lose your appetite by the time you're done cooking.

Posted: **Sat Mar 23, 2019 1:07 am**

When I was young I enjoyed ketchup on scrambled eggs now a pint of ketchup sticks around my house until it gets thrown out.

Posted: **Sat Mar 23, 2019 2:10 am**

AC8UN wrote: ↑Sat Mar 23, 2019 1:07 am
When I was young I enjoyed ketchup on scrambled eggs now a pint of ketchup sticks around my house until it gets thrown out.

Never cared for Ketchup on my eggs. always preferred them over medium so I could mix them into my Hash browns. Bacon, & toast buttered & jelly to help scoop it up with. Grandson likes salsa on eggs, and will only eat them scrambled.

Posted: **Sat Mar 23, 2019 3:36 pm**

Bubbathegimp wrote: ↑Sat Mar 23, 2019 2:10 am
AC8UN wrote: ↑Sat Mar 23, 2019 1:07 am
When I was young I enjoyed ketchup on scrambled eggs now a pint of ketchup sticks around my house until it gets thrown out.
Never cared for Ketchup on my eggs. always preferred them over medium so I could mix them into my Hash browns. Bacon, & toast buttered & jelly to help scoop it up with. Grandson likes salsa on eggs, and will only eat them scrambled.

My wife is a big ketchup fiend. She also loves A-1 on a perfectly grilled ribeye. But then, I didn't marry her for dining habits.

Posted: **Sat Mar 23, 2019 5:16 pm**

W9FTV wrote: ↑Sat Mar 23, 2019 3:36 pm
Bubbathegimp wrote: ↑Sat Mar 23, 2019 2:10 am
AC8UN wrote: ↑Sat Mar 23, 2019 1:07 am
When I was young I enjoyed ketchup on scrambled eggs now a pint of ketchup sticks around my house until it gets thrown out.
Never cared for Ketchup on my eggs. always preferred them over medium so I could mix them into my Hash browns. Bacon, & toast buttered & jelly to help scoop it up with. Grandson likes salsa on eggs, and will only eat them scrambled.
My wife is a big ketchup fiend. She also loves A-1 on a perfectly grilled ribeye. But then, I didn't marry her for dining habits.

You can afford Ribeye??!!

(What are your thoughts on adoption?)

Posted: **Sat Mar 23, 2019 8:45 pm**

Bubbathegimp wrote: ↑Sat Mar 23, 2019 5:16 pm
W9FTV wrote: ↑Sat Mar 23, 2019 3:36 pm
Bubbathegimp wrote: ↑Sat Mar 23, 2019 2:10 am

Never cared for Ketchup on my eggs. always preferred them over medium so I could mix them into my Hash browns. Bacon, & toast buttered & jelly to help scoop it up with. Grandson likes salsa on eggs, and will only eat them scrambled.
My wife is a big ketchup fiend. She also loves A-1 on a perfectly grilled ribeye. But then, I didn't marry her for dining habits.
You can afford Ribeye??!!
(What are your thoughts on adoption?)

We get our beef locally. It's cheaper and far better.
As far as adoption goes, I think more people should do it. I'm just not one of those people.

Posted: **Sat Mar 23, 2019 9:50 pm**

Cats can be so literal.

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2019 10:47 pm**

I do believe that the whole world knows Garfield's migration pattern, it's from the bed to the food dish.

Posted: **Tue Mar 26, 2019 12:29 am**

I just wonder what that spider ever did to Garfield?

Posted: **Tue Mar 26, 2019 9:13 pm**

Donuts of any sort seem to change people's minds.

Posted: **Tue Mar 26, 2019 9:52 pm**

AC8UN wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2019 9:13 pm
Donuts of any sort seem to change people's minds.

Wouldn't mind a nice apple fritter or turnover myself. Or perhaps
a Maple log...But the sugar rush......(Wouldn't do my Diabetes much good..)

Posted: **Tue Mar 26, 2019 11:36 pm**

Bubbathegimp wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2019 9:52 pm
AC8UN wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2019 9:13 pm
Donuts of any sort seem to change people's minds.
Wouldn't mind a nice apple fritter or turnover myself. Or perhaps
a Maple log...But the sugar rush......(Wouldn't do my Diabetes much good..)

As I shovel in handfuls of M & M's.....

Posted: **Wed Mar 27, 2019 11:27 pm**

Jon's cooking is definitely not deadly as evidenced by Garfield's waistline.

Posted: **Fri Mar 29, 2019 12:46 am**

This is me and my Dachshund all the way, except he wakes up when I say I'm hungry.

Posted: **Fri Mar 29, 2019 10:14 pm**

I think I would be locking that cat up when I went shopping.

Posted: **Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:43 pm**

Note to self: Don't over wind the dog.

Posted: **Sun Mar 31, 2019 8:59 pm**

How many of us knew that the cookie jar was empty before Garfield opened it?

Posted: **Tue Apr 02, 2019 12:12 am**

You know I've never met a poodle that I really liked, and I'm a dog person.

Posted: **Tue Apr 02, 2019 11:16 pm**

Well at least Jon has the yarn to knit a new one.

Posted: **Thu Apr 04, 2019 1:19 am**

Garfield is really giving Jon fits this week.

Posted: **Fri Apr 05, 2019 12:06 am**

My but Jon does lead such an exciting life.

Posted: **Sat Apr 06, 2019 2:40 pm**

Short people can be so testy.

Posted: **Sun Apr 07, 2019 2:27 am**

That's one form of motivation.

Posted: **Sun Apr 07, 2019 11:45 pm**

Unfortunately too much of television is mindless crap, and what isn't is avoided by many.

Posted: **Mon Apr 08, 2019 2:34 pm**

AC8UN wrote: ↑Sun Apr 07, 2019 11:45 pm
Unfortunately too much of television is mindless crap, and what isn't is avoided by many.

This explains much we see nowadays. I imagine it will only get worse.

Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2019 12:28 am**

Anybody that has been hooked by a fairly large fish hook knows that the removal is a bit of a spectacle. Involving all sorts of special curse words!

Posted: **Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:11 pm**

AC8UN wrote: ↑Tue Apr 09, 2019 12:28 am
Anybody that has been hooked by a fairly large fish hook knows that the removal is a bit of a spectacle. Involving all sorts of special curse words!

This is life with "the boys." Three furry, clawed little bastards with extremely limited empathy.
Well, to be honest, the young'uns are real sweeties, the old guy is seasonal. If it's cold, he's an ass. If it's warm, it's a craps shoot.

Posted: **Wed Apr 10, 2019 2:43 am**

But I thought it was every Americans right to fall asleep to the test pattern.

Posted: **Thu Apr 11, 2019 2:33 am**

I don't think that Garfield is getting that translation exactly correct.

Posted: **Fri Apr 12, 2019 1:52 am**

57channels and nothing's on.

Posted: **Sat Apr 13, 2019 12:42 am**

Most of what's on television bores me to death.

Posted: **Sun Apr 14, 2019 2:54 am**

Posted: **Sun Apr 14, 2019 11:25 pm**

This is not strange quite often if you check the foot of my bed you would think I have a tail.

Posted: **Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:48 am**

I think it's a great idea to always have your nap supplies close at hand.

Posted: **Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:32 pm**

I wonder if Amazon has one of those nap kits

Posted: **Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:33 pm**

AC8UN wrote: ↑Sun Apr 14, 2019 11:25 pm
This is not strange quite often if you check the foot of my bed you would think I have a tail.

Mine like to sleep between my legs. Apparently, my asshole is now growing claws and fangs which can be awkward during certain doctor's exams

Posted: **Tue Apr 16, 2019 11:46 pm**

W9FTV wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:33 pm
AC8UN wrote: ↑Sun Apr 14, 2019 11:25 pm
This is not strange quite often if you check the foot of my bed you would think I have a tail.
Mine like to sleep between my legs. Apparently, my asshole is now growing claws and fangs which can be awkward during certain doctor's exams

Get it while it's young, Because when they get old, they bite...

Posted: **Wed Apr 17, 2019 1:54 am**

Unless it's a warm dachshund.

Posted: **Thu Apr 18, 2019 1:41 am**

W9FTV. Too bad Garfield doesn't feel this way about his children.

Posted: **Fri Apr 19, 2019 12:59 am**

Mice? I thought he was walking past a model of the Roman addicts.

Posted: **Sat Apr 20, 2019 12:33 am**

Dogs have masters, cats have staff. Isn't that right W9FTV?

Posted: **Sat Apr 20, 2019 11:35 pm**

AC8UN wrote: ↑Sat Apr 20, 2019 12:33 am
Dogs have masters, cats have staff. Isn't that right W9FTV?

Absolutely! I've been reduced to being a service animal with opposable digits.
Can opener, doorman, and occasionally I get to empty the litter box.
Demanding little bastards.

Posted: **Sun Apr 21, 2019 2:59 am**

Jon just can't win.

Posted: **Mon Apr 22, 2019 1:38 am**

Garfield may just be right this time.

Posted: **Mon Apr 22, 2019 11:03 pm**

I have to agree with Garfield on this point.

Posted: **Wed Apr 24, 2019 1:54 am**

You should never exercise alone, this is why I don't exercise.

Posted: **Wed Apr 24, 2019 2:04 am**

AC8UN wrote: ↑Wed Apr 24, 2019 1:54 am
You should never exercise alone, this is why I don't exercise.

Same reason you don't chainsaw alone too.

Except if you want to be called "Stumpy".

Posted: **Wed Apr 24, 2019 2:09 am**

WZ7U wrote: ↑Wed Apr 24, 2019 2:04 am
AC8UN wrote: ↑Wed Apr 24, 2019 1:54 am
You should never exercise alone, this is why I don't exercise.
Same reason you don't chainsaw alone too.

Except if you want to be called "Stumpy".

You're still liable to come up a little short, but at least there will be someone to stop the bleeding.

Posted: **Thu Apr 25, 2019 1:37 am**

Garfield seems to win the lazy contest every time.

Posted: **Fri Apr 26, 2019 1:12 am**

Garfield doesn't have anything on me I've slept in steel mills, stamping plants, warehouses, and state weigh stations.

Posted: **Fri Apr 26, 2019 9:14 pm**

AC8UN wrote: ↑Fri Apr 26, 2019 1:12 am
Garfield doesn't have anything on me I've slept in steel mills, stamping plants, warehouses, and state weigh stations.

Sleep through a 5 inch gun exercise sometime :)

Posted: **Fri Apr 26, 2019 11:28 pm**

Meee tooooo.

Posted: **Sun Apr 28, 2019 12:27 am**

Often laziness takes greater effort.

Posted: **Mon Apr 29, 2019 1:40 am**

You wouldn't have to tell me twice either.

Posted: **Mon Apr 29, 2019 11:33 am**

AC8UN wrote: ↑Mon Apr 29, 2019 1:40 am
You wouldn't have to tell me twice either.

I remember back in my early Yute, coming home from elementary school, and taking a nap on the golden yellow couch at home.
Now it seems like I must be in my 2nd Childhood..
(Back to taking naps on da couch)

Posted: **Tue Apr 30, 2019 1:05 am**

And for my next trick I will self destruct!

Posted: **Wed May 01, 2019 1:49 am**

Doesn't everyone love the cat in heat serenade?

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2019 1:54 am**

Leave it to Odie to hold the applause sign upside down.

Posted: **Fri May 03, 2019 12:39 am**

It could have been worse, the fence could have been topped with razor wire.

Posted: **Fri May 03, 2019 1:03 am**

AC8UN wrote: ↑Fri May 03, 2019 12:39 am
It could have been worse, the fence could have been topped with razor wire.

Or electrified to help hit the high notes...

Posted: **Sat May 04, 2019 1:07 am**

Oops!

Posted: **Sun May 05, 2019 2:06 am**

That reminds me I need to get some gas in the can tomorrow.

Posted: **Sun May 05, 2019 2:14 am**

AC8UN wrote: ↑Sun May 05, 2019 2:06 am
That reminds me I need to get some gas in the can tomorrow.

My landlord loves cutting the lawn every Wednesday. Flies around like a Demon on her riding mower...

Posted: **Sun May 05, 2019 11:37 pm**

Exactly how I feel most mornings.

Posted: **Tue May 07, 2019 12:24 am**

I think they make a lovely couple.

Posted: **Tue May 07, 2019 6:51 pm**

AC8UN wrote: ↑Tue May 07, 2019 12:24 am
I think they make a lovely couple.

Bill wasn't much, but at least Garfield had a kid. Jon doesn't have a hope in hell of breeding.

Posted: **Wed May 08, 2019 2:42 am**

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

Posted: **Thu May 09, 2019 1:53 am**

Dogs aren't nearly as demanding.

Posted: **Fri May 10, 2019 12:40 am**

I say plug his tail into the electrical socket and see if he lights up.

Posted: **Sat May 11, 2019 1:27 am**

Posted: **Sat May 11, 2019 1:29 am**

AC8UN wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2019 1:27 am

OOOOps....

Posted: **Sun May 12, 2019 4:12 am**

I think Garfield must have gotten ahold of some bad catnip.

Posted: **Mon May 13, 2019 1:40 am**

Every cat I've ever met has been great at getting up the tree, but not so good at getting down.

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 1:01 am**

Posted: **Wed May 15, 2019 1:18 am**

That's not an orange, that's a basketball with a tail.

Posted: **Thu May 16, 2019 12:38 am**

I wouldn't describe him as ripe, more like rotten.

Posted: **Fri May 17, 2019 1:43 am**

I don't know how Odie did that, but it shows real talent.

Posted: **Sat May 18, 2019 2:01 am**

That gives a whole new meaning to patriotic.

Posted: **Sat May 18, 2019 7:53 pm**

AC8UN wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2019 2:01 am
That gives a whole new meaning to patriotic.

At least it wasn't a model of the Washington monument....

Posted: **Sat May 18, 2019 9:27 pm**

Bubbathegimp wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2019 7:53 pm
AC8UN wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2019 2:01 am
That gives a whole new meaning to patriotic.
At least it wasn't a model of the Washington monument....

OUCH!

Posted: **Sun May 19, 2019 3:33 pm**

I agree wholeheartedly.

Posted: **Mon May 20, 2019 2:01 pm**

It's not much of a kingdom Garfield.

Posted: **Tue May 21, 2019 2:14 am**

I could easily cut Garfield's lasagna ration for something like that.

Posted: **Wed May 22, 2019 3:10 am**

Posted: **Thu May 23, 2019 3:04 am**

After what he pulled a couple of days ago Garfield deserves a good soaking.

Posted: **Fri May 24, 2019 2:33 am**

I've seen too many news flashes that were just that asinine.

Posted: **Sat May 25, 2019 3:45 am**

Garfield you really don't need that much, you're only supposed to put his feet in cement.

Posted: **Sun May 26, 2019 1:21 am**

Garfield needs a ticket for over-frolicking.

Posted: **Sun May 26, 2019 9:23 pm**

AC8UN wrote: ↑Sat May 25, 2019 3:45 am
Garfield you really don't need that much, you're only supposed to put his feet in cement.

Better safe than sorry.

Posted: **Mon May 27, 2019 4:16 am**

Jon definitely needs to find something productive to do with his spare time, maybe amateur radio.

Posted: **Tue May 28, 2019 2:36 am**

Posted: **Wed May 29, 2019 2:05 am**

Well tomorrow morning may not be so boring.

Posted: **Thu May 30, 2019 12:35 am**

I'm not sure what that is, and I'm not certain that I would drink it.

Posted: **Thu May 30, 2019 11:14 pm**

AC8UN wrote: ↑Thu May 30, 2019 12:35 am
I'm not sure what that is, and I'm not certain that I would drink it.

Jon will never, ever get laid. :Cry:

Posted: **Thu May 30, 2019 11:28 pm**

W9FTV wrote: ↑Thu May 30, 2019 11:14 pm
AC8UN wrote: ↑Thu May 30, 2019 12:35 am
I'm not sure what that is, and I'm not certain that I would drink it.
Jon will never, ever get laid. :Cry:

It's pretty sad when your cat's offspring makes a cool $246 million, and you're still sucking swill from a coconut head.

Posted: **Thu May 30, 2019 11:45 pm**

Jon is just short of useless.

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2019 12:49 am**

You are a very wise bird.

Posted: **Sun Jun 02, 2019 12:51 am**

Never pizza cheat on Garfield.

Posted: **Sun Jun 02, 2019 11:06 pm**

My Dachshund has woke me up to make room for him.

Posted: **Tue Jun 04, 2019 2:34 am**

Seems like an appropriate response to me.

Posted: **Wed Jun 05, 2019 2:06 am**

There is no doubt in my mind that there is a secret cabal of deli especially determined to destroy human kind one shredded piece of furniture at a time.

Posted: **Thu Jun 06, 2019 1:13 am**

Seems logical to me, why would you call an exterminator when you need a carpenter?

Posted: **Thu Jun 06, 2019 11:51 pm**

I really don't think that Garfield cares.

Posted: **Fri Jun 07, 2019 11:25 pm**

AC8UN wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 11:51 pm
I really don't think that Garfield cares.

Gullible....

Posted: **Sat Jun 08, 2019 2:39 am**

Of course.

Posted: **Sat Jun 08, 2019 10:25 pm**

Posted: **Mon Jun 10, 2019 2:04 am**

Maybe Garfield is turning into a Sphinx.

Posted: **Tue Jun 11, 2019 2:56 am**

A wrinkled grey hair that's more than anyone can take

Posted: **Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:44 am**

Wow if turning grey has him that upset wait 'til it starts falling out.

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2019 1:34 am**

I don't know, Garfield might look good all black.

Posted: **Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:26 am**

And once you start dying it there's no stopping.

Posted: **Fri Jun 14, 2019 7:15 am**

AC8UN wrote: ↑Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:26 am
And once you start dying it there's no stopping.

Gotta have some to dye first....

Posted: **Fri Jun 14, 2019 6:58 pm**

Bubbathegimp wrote: ↑Fri Jun 14, 2019 7:15 am
AC8UN wrote: ↑Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:26 am
And once you start dying it there's no stopping.
Gotta have some to dye first....

Man ain't that the truth.

Posted: **Sat Jun 15, 2019 2:23 am**

Now that's a "sour" puss.

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2019 1:42 am**

I understand completely, my get up and go got up and went a long time ago.

Posted: **Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:08 am**

Huh.

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2019 3:57 am**

He should've measured his belly, it would be a bigger cake.

Posted: **Wed Jun 19, 2019 3:11 am**

Seems like the perfect plan, I may put it into effect on my next birthday.

Posted: **Thu Jun 20, 2019 2:19 am**

What cat has ever not wanted to be the center of attention?

Posted: **Fri Jun 21, 2019 2:17 am**

Seems like a valid question to me.

Posted: **Sat Jun 22, 2019 1:26 am**

Oops!

Posted: **Sat Jun 22, 2019 8:37 am**

AC8UN wrote: ↑Sat Jun 22, 2019 1:26 am
Oops!

I've been craving Lasagna lately myself.

Posted: **Sun Jun 23, 2019 12:07 am**

Once you've smashed the alarm in the morning nothing is safe.

Posted: **Mon Jun 24, 2019 2:29 am**

I just don't think that I would antagonize someone who carries that many switchblades.

Posted: **Mon Jun 24, 2019 10:00 am**

AC8UN wrote: ↑Sun Jun 23, 2019 12:07 am
Once you've smashed the alarm in the morning nothing is safe.

Good thing I'm on BST

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2019 1:29 am**

I don't think that Garfield is getting the point.

Posted: **Wed Jun 26, 2019 12:33 am**

He's got a point.

Posted: **Wed Jun 26, 2019 1:48 am**

AC8UN wrote: ↑Wed Jun 26, 2019 12:33 am
He's got a point.

Probably looking for the bird of paradise...

Posted: **Wed Jun 26, 2019 5:57 pm**

Bubbathegimp wrote: ↑Wed Jun 26, 2019 1:48 am
AC8UN wrote: ↑Wed Jun 26, 2019 12:33 am
He's got a point.
Probably looking for the bird of paradise...

I've got a boss in another state who insists on leaving his webcam on the desk, pointing directly up his nose during meetings. At least until I instant messaged him with "booger!"

Posted: **Thu Jun 27, 2019 2:36 am**

Apparently it wasn't a Texas Instruments.

Posted: **Fri Jun 28, 2019 12:13 am**

Don't you hate it when that happens.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2019 1:27 am**

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2019 2:53 am**

Posted: **Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:11 am**

Definitely.

Posted: **Mon Jul 01, 2019 11:11 pm**

Sounds like a good way to lose a couple of pounds.

Posted: **Tue Jul 02, 2019 5:46 pm**

AC8UN wrote: ↑Mon Jul 01, 2019 11:11 pm
Sounds like a good way to lose a couple of pounds.

Note to self, never buy a diet book for the wife.
And never, ever say while shopping "No but your ass does" when asked if those pants make her look fat.

Posted: **Tue Jul 02, 2019 11:30 pm**

W9FTV wrote: ↑Tue Jul 02, 2019 5:46 pm
AC8UN wrote: ↑Mon Jul 01, 2019 11:11 pm
Sounds like a good way to lose a couple of pounds.
Note to self, never buy a diet book for the wife.
And never, ever say while shopping "No but your ass does" when asked if those pants make her look fat.

Death sentence....

Posted: **Tue Jul 02, 2019 11:48 pm**

Bubbathegimp wrote: ↑Tue Jul 02, 2019 11:30 pm
W9FTV wrote: ↑Tue Jul 02, 2019 5:46 pm
AC8UN wrote: ↑Mon Jul 01, 2019 11:11 pm
Sounds like a good way to lose a couple of pounds.
Note to self, never buy a diet book for the wife.
And never, ever say while shopping "No but your ass does" when asked if those pants make her look fat.
Death sentence....

My wife has an extraordinary sense of humour. She just giggled and bought more crap. Actually we'd discussed this before and she thought the "ass looks fat" thing was accurate and extremely funny. She's a keeper, and a hottie. And has an evil sense of humor.

s

Posted: **Wed Jul 03, 2019 1:02 am**

W9FTV wrote: ↑Tue Jul 02, 2019 11:48 pm
Bubbathegimp wrote: ↑Tue Jul 02, 2019 11:30 pm
W9FTV wrote: ↑Tue Jul 02, 2019 5:46 pm

Note to self, never buy a diet book for the wife.
And never, ever say while shopping "No but your ass does" when asked if those pants make her look fat.
Death sentence....
My wife has an extraordinary sense of humour. She just giggled and bought more crap. Actually we'd discussed this before and she thought the "ass looks fat" thing was accurate and extremely funny. She's a keeper, and a hottie. And has an evil sense of humor.
s

Sounds a lot like my departed wife, if you find a woman who's as big a smartass as you marry her NOW!

Posted: **Wed Jul 03, 2019 1:07 am**

Now that's my kind of promise.

Posted: **Wed Jul 03, 2019 1:08 am**

AC8UN wrote: ↑Wed Jul 03, 2019 1:07 am
Now that's my kind of promise.

Mmmmm, Chocolate Chip...

Posted: **Wed Jul 03, 2019 1:17 am**

Bubbathegimp wrote: ↑Wed Jul 03, 2019 1:08 am
AC8UN wrote: ↑Wed Jul 03, 2019 1:07 am
Now that's my kind of promise.
Mmmmm, Chocolate Chip...

Bubba quit torturing yourself and go to bed.

Posted: **Thu Jul 04, 2019 12:39 am**

Seems like it would work if you had an agreeable diet buddy.

Posted: **Thu Jul 04, 2019 10:17 pm**

Gotta have a FEW carbs to keep the fire lit.

Posted: **Thu Jul 04, 2019 10:26 pm**

AC8UN wrote: ↑Thu Jul 04, 2019 10:17 pm
Gotta have a FEW carbs to keep the fire lit.

I have been known to do salads.
It's getting it all gathered up afterwards thats hard.....

Posted: **Fri Jul 05, 2019 10:31 pm**

Seems like this is just what Garfield deserves.

Posted: **Sat Jul 06, 2019 11:08 pm**

Don't feel bad Garfield I haven't seen my feet in a while either.

Posted: **Sun Jul 07, 2019 11:07 pm**

At least it didn't say one at a time please.

Posted: **Sun Jul 07, 2019 11:18 pm**

AC8UN wrote: ↑Sun Jul 07, 2019 11:07 pm
At least it didn't say one at a time please.

I don't think I would have jumped,
(But I would have probably shit my pants...)
Ymmv

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:20 pm**

Friends that boost your self esteem: PRICELESS.

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:44 pm**

AC8UN wrote: ↑Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:20 pm
Friends that boost your self esteem: PRICELESS.

Bigus Dickus syndrome?

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2019 8:30 am**

Bubbathegimp wrote: ↑Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:44 pm
AC8UN wrote: ↑Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:20 pm
Friends that boost your self esteem: PRICELESS.
Bigus Dickus syndrome?

Totally OT but it has to be said: Incontinetia Buttocks doesn't mind.
Sorry, I'll just go away now...

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2019 9:49 pm**

And you've got lasagna breath Garfield.

Posted: **Wed Jul 10, 2019 11:42 pm**

Seems to work that way with me too.

Posted: **Thu Jul 11, 2019 9:24 pm**

Yep there's the cattitude.

Posted: **Fri Jul 12, 2019 9:41 pm**

Hey I'm kind of fond of breathing myself.

Posted: **Sat Jul 13, 2019 11:33 pm**

Posted: **Sat Jul 13, 2019 11:37 pm**

AC8UN wrote: ↑Sat Jul 13, 2019 11:33 pm

For What we are about to receive, May we be truly grateful...

Posted: **Sun Jul 14, 2019 10:25 pm**

Every time I start my day with a smile people wonder what I'm up to.

Posted: **Tue Jul 16, 2019 1:58 am**

Who on earth irrigated a meadow with wild flowers.

Posted: **Tue Jul 16, 2019 11:54 pm**

Why would anyone want to waste the whole morning being awake?

Posted: **Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:10 pm**

Well I guess it's better than egg on your face.

Posted: **Thu Jul 18, 2019 4:31 am**

AC8UN wrote: ↑Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:10 pm
Well I guess it's better than egg on your face.

I hate when that happens

Posted: **Thu Jul 18, 2019 10:13 pm**

The foot always seems to know.

Posted: **Fri Jul 19, 2019 10:37 pm**

I wish I could do that while standing on the scale.

Posted: **Sat Jul 20, 2019 4:04 pm**

AC8UN wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2019 10:37 pm
I wish I could do that while standing on the scale.

You tug on your tail long enough on the scale and you will be a couple ounces lighter. Fluid ounces.

C.O.R.N.P.O.N.E. Consortium of Radio Nerds

Here's Garfield.

Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.

Re: Here's Garfield.