Chapter 13 Rode hard and put away wet. The Cucumber lives!

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Chapter 13 Rode hard and put away wet. The Cucumber lives!

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To pick up from the last post {Jan 23 2018}.
Floyd, having been diagnosed as a paranoid at the age of 3 months had a keenly developed sense of when he was about to get bent over a rail and mercilessly buggered for some real or imagined slight.
The stench of limburger was overpowering while he sweated and considered his next move.
It might just be possible, he thought while slurping on his ramen. What if...?



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What if he could induce Cardella to help him steal the Famous Secret MHZ Top Ramen recipes, hidden somewhere deep in the bowels of the Crest Radio Museum??!!. I could make a fortune, 12 cents at a time!! Those college kids wouldn't know what hit em.

. If I could only get my hands on Cardellas special mind control formula to add in, I could have an unstoppable army of Millennials to do my every bidding.

A malicious thought hit him as he though, "Nobody has had thAt much fun since Exrra fine's infamous romp with the Gold dust twins"..
Extra Fine never understood why his arch nemesis Art made such a big deal of it. Even coming out with a radio to constantly remind him of the incident..
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Meanwhile El Chorizo having been reduced to a MESSENGER sighed and said I'm RF burned out by all of this.
Now civilized for your protection. :Grin:
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Chorizo decided to take a seat at the bar. As he sat he pondered the state of the Rainbow Sea Cucumber.
The last time he'd seen it was in Tijuana up on blocks awaiting an overhaul.
"Life is hard;It's harder when you're stupid"
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He had heard that the earlier conversion to a low riding cucumber had taken it's toll on the ole gal.
Re Fabricating new parts to replace the customized ones was an expensive proposition. at best, It would take Months unless he could find a way to entice the workers to try harder.

The usual method of supplying monkey fries & Grape Ne Hi was out..
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Floyd Barnswallow slowly sauntered into the bar. It really wasn't a saunter but more like a half limp that Floyd had acquired the day before when he dropped a Johnson matchbox on his foot.
Barnswallow coughed and cleared his throat with a sound that sounded as if he'd been smoking 3 packs of Pall Malls per day since he was ten. "I heard about your monkey fry problem" he bellowed.
Ya know I heard that people in Californy have been making diodes out of silicone. Imagine something beside a 12AX7 he said to the group that was now leaning in and hanging on his every word.
Floyd's voice grew louder as he pointed toward the ceiling and said,"This could be the answer to our problem" What if we doped the monkey fries with that silicone stuff....
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K9ase wrote: Wed Jul 31, 2019 6:14 pm Floyd's voice grew louder as he pointed toward the ceiling and said,"This could be the answer to our problem" What if we doped the monkey fries with that silicone stuff....

"Why that's the stupidest idear I ever done heard" Clem Motlow yelled while ogling the yoga class and swilling some cheap hooch.
El Chorizo was in the shadows, keeping an ear to the ground for anything interesting and thought to himself "Hmm, that drunken fool Floyd might be onto something. I wonder if there's any monkey fry dust left in the old factory? It might be worth a look."
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Yodeling Pete had been out of action for some time. It had become hard for Pete to make an honest dollar since Slim Whitman had taken over the airwaves.
Pete had come to realize that his star was burnt out and that he must do whatever it took to keep from eating stale ramen and living on the streets.
He was aware that some people considered Ramen "High-class dining" but to Pete, it was something he desperately wanted to avoid.
Pete remembered that the night before he'd overheard Clem Motlow outside the yoga class mumbling something about monkey fry dust.
Pete knew about the value of monkey fries and wondered if there was some way he could cut in on the action.
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Very few people knew of the secret behind Monkey Fry dust, That It was the reason why the J-Pole factory there in Clam Falls Wisconsin was so famous for their products.

Who would imagine that Monkey fry Dust worked even better than Signal Lube when applied properly during manufacture.

The secret process took DECADES to perfect.

The only thing was, That instead of snapping into a Slim Jim, everybody wanted to lick a pole...
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The J-Pole factory crashed hard shortly after the Monkey Fry factory closed up shop. Maybe it had something to do with the local kids finding a stash of Monkey Fry dust and finding that it could be used as a substitute for the more usual cow piss soaked joints if snorted. One day, little Jens Svenson (6'2" and mean as hell on a good day) was found behind the J-Pole factory blitzed out of his mind, screaming about the clam people coming to get him. The only clue the authorities had to go on as to why he was in that condition was the reddish dust they'd found on his nostrils. When the lab results came back indicating Monkey Fry dust, the locals were flummoxed and packed him off to the loony bin.

El Chorizo trekked back to Extra Fine's lair with the news about Floyd's outburst in the Buzzard. Inside, EF carefully considered the news and after several minutes and asked, "N or P type?" Extra Fine had seen and experienced some pretty strange effects to Monkey Fry dust exposure that pointed some unknown properties of the stuff and wondered what else was still waiting to be discovered.
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