Random Thoughts

[W9FTV]

Remind me to tell you about the Great CPAP caper sometime.
Cats can be some mean, vindictive summbitches.

[W9FTV]

Remind me to tell you about the Great CPAP caper sometime.
Cats can be some mean, vindictive summbitches.

I can tell gentle readers, that you're dying to know about the great CPAP caper.
I use a CPAP when I sleep. I also have 3 cats that love to climb all over everything at night.
CPAP's have an air intake. One of our vindictive bundles of joy has, for lack of a better term, a severe problem relating to proper location of turds (since corrected). So, there I was, dead asleep with my CPAP mask attached to my face like that little malignant horseshoe crab from 'Alien.'
Next thing I know, I sit bolt upright, wide awake, gagging and holding back the impending barf as best I can. There was the most incredibly gawdawful stench in my nose. The first thought was "that's not mine!" I ripped the mask off, but the miasma wouldn't go away! That horrendous stench seared my soul and olfactory bulb forever.
After I was able to breathe again, I flig the light on and look over at the night stand where the CPAP was and there was a gorgeous, wide eyed little bundle of joy sitting proudly next to a dump he'd taken next to the air intake.

They really can be rotten little shits.

[W9FTV]

Remind me to tell you about the Great CPAP caper sometime.
Cats can be some mean, vindictive summbitches.

I can tell gentle readers, that you're dying to know about the great CPAP caper.
I use a CPAP when I sleep. I also have 3 cats that love to climb all over everything at night.
CPAP's have an air intake. One of our vindictive bundles of joy had, for lack of a better term, a severe problem relating to proper location of turds (since corrected). So, there I was, dead asleep with my CPAP mask attached to my face like that little malignant horseshoe crab from 'Alien.'
Next thing I know, I sit bolt upright, wide awake, gagging and holding back the impending barf as best I can. There was the most incredibly gawdawful stench in my nose. The first thought was "that's not mine!" I ripped the mask off, but the miasma wouldn't go away! That horrendous stench seared my soul and olfactory bulb forever.
After I was able to breathe again, I flig the light on and look over at the night stand where the CPAP was and there was a gorgeous, wide eyed little bundle of joy sitting proudly next to a dump he'd taken next to the air intake.

They really can be rotten little shits.

[Bubbathegimp]

Now where did I put that Barf smiley....

[AC8UN]

Remind me to tell you about the Great CPAP caper sometime.
Cats can be some mean, vindictive summbitches.

I can tell gentle readers, that you're dying to know about the great CPAP caper.
I use a CPAP when I sleep. I also have 3 cats that love to climb all over everything at night.
CPAP's have an air intake. One of our vindictive bundles of joy has, for lack of a better term, a severe problem relating to proper location of turds (since corrected). So, there I was, dead asleep with my CPAP mask attached to my face like that little malignant horseshoe crab from 'Alien.'
Next thing I know, I sit bolt upright, wide awake, gagging and holding back the impending barf as best I can. There was the most incredibly gawdawful stench in my nose. The first thought was "that's not mine!" I ripped the mask off, but the miasma wouldn't go away! That horrendous stench seared my soul and olfactory bulb forever.
After I was able to breathe again, I flig the light on and look over at the night stand where the CPAP was and there was a gorgeous, wide eyed little bundle of joy sitting proudly next to a dump he'd taken next to the air intake.

They really can be rotten little shits.

I love cats as well as dogs, but I do believe that I would give that cat a midnight flying lesson.

[Bubbathegimp]

Didn't feel like cooking, and ending up with a big mess for Easter.
Wasn't in the mood for Ham. Went out and grabbed me and da boy a Ultimate feast from Captain D's...

[WZ7U]

Didn't feel like cooking, and ending up with a big mess for Easter.
Wasn't in the mood for Ham. Went out and grabbed me and da boy a Ultimate feast from Captain D's...

Captain D's? Must be a regional thing?

[Bubbathegimp]

Didn't feel like cooking, and ending up with a big mess for Easter.
Wasn't in the mood for Ham. Went out and grabbed me and da boy a Ultimate feast from Captain D's...

Captain D's? Must be a regional thing?

Dunno, Never tried a "Store locator". I do know that they are also in Ohio..

[W9FTV]

[W9FTV]

"Now give me that goddamned tooth ya little bastard!"