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WZ7U wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2019 1:26 am
Bubbathegimp wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2019 1:04 am
W9FTV wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2019 12:06 am I want one of these babies!

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/what-its-l ... ed-vehicle
The Ultimate Redneck Deer gun.
Kills, cleans, & makes Jerky all at the same time...
Just one?
Yep, if one doesn't do the job then maybe it's time to take up knitting :Grin:
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There's nothing like the simple joy of being able to afford to take a shit on a daily basis.
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RIP Grumpy Cat.
Passed away @ 7 years of a UTI
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I have heard of a Cock Sock, But this is going a little too far
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And you guys give OR shit for being weird... :Duel:
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WZ7U wrote: ↑Fri May 17, 2019 11:23 pm
And you guys give OR shit for being weird... :Duel:
Ya'll ARE wierd. No self respecting male would be caught dead wearing that shit. :Rolling:
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Vagina Guitars?
(I guess the trick is tuning the hairs without breaking...)
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Bubbathegimp wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2019 9:05 pm Vagina Guitars?
(I guess the trick is tuning the hairs without breaking...)
They give you a choice of entering Vagina, or avoiding Vagina. :Rolling: I'm not as certain as I used to be which is the right choice. :Dontknow:
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Never use Pine cleaners in the bathroom unless you don't mind it smelling like somebody shit a Christmas Tree.
Cinnamon, and similar air fresheners are also a poor choice.
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$300K is a lot of money to steal from a Hooker
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