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Bubbathegimp wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 11:09 am
AG5CK wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 11:06 am Would you rather get a ride from a moderately drunk Uber driver or a Tesla on auto pilot?
Depends on if the Uber driver is Blonde, with Big Tits...(and Female)
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I'll take the Tesla....
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Novel use for your corn
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My body may be failing, But my Mind is as Dirty as ever
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If you think you are smarter than the previous generation,
50 years ago, The owners manual of a car showed you how to adjust the valves.

Today, it warns you not to drink the contents of the battery.....
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A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel

An OPTIMIST sees a light at the end of the tunnel

A REALIST ses a Freight Train

The Train Driver sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks
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In the South, Rectum is a perfectly good verb.
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Dilligaf sounds like a character from Lord of the Rings
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