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Re: Now I've seen just about everything

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Bubbathegimp wrote: Tue Aug 27, 2019 6:22 am Image
I've heard of somebody unzipping their ass to their elbow to take a shit, BUT HOLY COW, I didn't think it was possible!!!
Yikes! :Laughing_Hard:
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Well, my wife is now an ordained minister. All it takes is a web browser and roughly 30 seconds.
Out of the blue, a close friend asked her to officiate her wedding. After the laughter finally died down (2+ hours give or take), she agreed and googled online ordination.

This place does it for free. http://www.ulc.org, but to get the paperwork necessary to officiate costs about 9 bucks.

I think she's adjusting to her new status. She seems to like it a little too much when I call her "Your Eminince," "Your Grace" was too much, even for her.

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W9FTV wrote: Sun Sep 01, 2019 3:08 pm Well, my wife is now an ordained minister. All it takes is a web browser and roughly 30 seconds.
Out of the blue, a close friend asked her to officiate her wedding. After the laughter finally died down (2+ hours give or take), she agreed and googled online ordination.

This place does it for free. http://www.ulc.org, but to get the paperwork necessary to officiate costs about 9 bucks.

I think she's adjusting to her new status. She seems to like it a little too much when I call her "Your Eminince," "Your Grace" was too much, even for her.

:Laughing_Hard:
My dearest, her Eminence came up with this gem:


I have GOT to get her one of those hats! :Rolling:
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W9FTV wrote: Tue Sep 03, 2019 10:18 pm
W9FTV wrote: Sun Sep 01, 2019 3:08 pm Well, my wife is now an ordained minister. All it takes is a web browser and roughly 30 seconds.
Out of the blue, a close friend asked her to officiate her wedding. After the laughter finally died down (2+ hours give or take), she agreed and googled online ordination.

This place does it for free. http://www.ulc.org, but to get the paperwork necessary to officiate costs about 9 bucks.

I think she's adjusting to her new status. She seems to like it a little too much when I call her "Your Eminince," "Your Grace" was too much, even for her.

:Laughing_Hard:
My dearest, her Eminence came up with this gem:


I have GOT to get her one of those hats! :Rolling:
Those hats are available on Amazon. I'll be buying one before the ceremony :Grin:
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W9FTV wrote: Tue Sep 03, 2019 10:52 pm
W9FTV wrote: Tue Sep 03, 2019 10:18 pm
W9FTV wrote: Sun Sep 01, 2019 3:08 pm Well, my wife is now an ordained minister. All it takes is a web browser and roughly 30 seconds.
Out of the blue, a close friend asked her to officiate her wedding. After the laughter finally died down (2+ hours give or take), she agreed and googled online ordination.

This place does it for free. http://www.ulc.org, but to get the paperwork necessary to officiate costs about 9 bucks.

I think she's adjusting to her new status. She seems to like it a little too much when I call her "Your Eminince," "Your Grace" was too much, even for her.

:Laughing_Hard:
My dearest, her Eminence came up with this gem:


I have GOT to get her one of those hats! :Rolling:
Those hats are available on Amazon. I'll be buying one before the ceremony :Grin:
What.

In.

The.

Fuck.

Was.

That?


Now I'm really glad I never saw that movie. :shock:
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WZ7U wrote: Wed Sep 04, 2019 12:14 am
W9FTV wrote: Tue Sep 03, 2019 10:52 pm
W9FTV wrote: Tue Sep 03, 2019 10:18 pm

My dearest, her Eminence came up with this gem:


I have GOT to get her one of those hats! :Rolling:
Those hats are available on Amazon. I'll be buying one before the ceremony :Grin:
What.

In.Yopu

The.

Fuck.

Was.

That?


Now I'm really glad I never saw that movie. :shock:
You really should. Eric. It's a lot of fun.
"The Princess Bride" is what you want. :Grin:
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Re: Now I've seen just about everything

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Yeah, probably. Just not in the mood for a movie lately. I have the enviable situation of way too much to do without any of the resources (physical or otherwise) to pull it off and school is phfwacking me in the balls lately. Maybe Christmas break.....


Yeah, call me a whaaaambuance code 3
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WZ7U wrote: Wed Sep 04, 2019 12:23 am Yeah, probably. Just not in the mood for a movie lately. I have the enviable situation of way too much to do without any of the resources (physical or otherwise) to pull it off and school is phfwacking me in the balls lately. Maybe Christmas break.....
Y'know. this is the perfect time to park your mind at the door and and say "fuckit"
At some point you need a break. I'm guessing that time is now :Grin:

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Gots ta love them Kentucky judges! I need to get busted for something minor there. :Rolling:
https://www.foxnews.com/us/kentucky-fam ... -officials
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