Truely Tasteless Jokes Rides Again

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The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
"Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"
The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."
"Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen.
On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.
"Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"
The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."
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Clinton dies and of course goes straight to hell. When he gets there the Devil greets him and offers him three ways to spend eternity. They go to the first door and the Devil shows him Newt Gingrich, hanging from the ceiling with fire under him.
Bill says "Oh no! That's not how I want to spend all eternity......."

They go to the second door. The Devil shows him Rush Limbaugh chained to the wall being tortured.
Bill says "Oh no! Not for me!"

They go to the third door. Behind it is Ken Starr, chained to the wall with Monica Lewinsky on her knees giving him a blowjob. Bill thinks and decides, "Hmmm, looks okay to me. I'll take it."
The Devil then says, "Good. Hey Monica, you've been replaced."
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Bubbathegimp wrote: Thu Oct 25, 2018 7:38 pm Image
I'll have to send this to my wife. I'm sure she'll appreciate it.
On the other hand, call it the "colonoscopy special" :grin:
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LOL :Bouaaaaah:
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W9FTV wrote: Thu Oct 25, 2018 9:38 pm
Bubbathegimp wrote: Thu Oct 25, 2018 7:38 pm Image
I'll have to send this to my wife. I'm sure she'll appreciate it.
On the other hand, call it the "colonoscopy special" :grin:
Even better, sell the recipe to the local greasy spoon and have them call it the "Brown Plate Special"
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My neighbor told me he knows what causes pedophiles.
Sexy kids :ImSorry:
Get off my lawn!
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W1TRY wrote: Mon Oct 29, 2018 4:45 pm My neighbor told me he knows what causes pedophiles.
Sexy kids :ImSorry:
Damn. That is horrible.
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W1TRY wrote: Mon Oct 29, 2018 4:45 pm My neighbor told me he knows what causes pedophiles.
Sexy kids :ImSorry:
Might want to keep an eye on that neighbor.

It does take a certain sense of humor to appreciate that joke; not the run of the mill variety. :shock:
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A girl was a prostitute, but she did not want her grandma to know.
One day the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a party in a hotel and she was among them. The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway. Suddenly the girl's grandma came by and saw her. "Why are you standing in line, dear?" she asked. Not willing to let her grandma know the truth, the girl told her that the policemen were passing out free oranges. "Why, that is awfully nice of them! I think I'll get some for myself," said the grandma. A policeman went down the line, asking for information from all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?" Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take out my dentures and suck them dry!"
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