Truely Tasteless Jokes Rides Again

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Finding sick fuckers like yourself, priceless! :Rolling:
Now civilized for your protection. :Grin:
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What. The. Fuck.

I can smell all that from way over here. :Yuush: :shock: :Dounlebirdie:
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Afternoon Sex

The only way to pull off a Sunday
afternoon “Quickie” with their eight-year-old son
in the apartment was to send him out on the
balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on
all the neighborhood activities.

“There’s a car being towed from the
parking lot,” he shouted.

He began his commentary as his parents
put their plan into operation.

“An ambulance just drove by!”

“Look like
the Anderson's have company,” he called out.

“Matt’s riding a new bike!”

“Looks like the Sanders are moving!”

“Jason is on his new skate board!”

After a few moments he announced, “The
Coopers are having sex!!!”

Startled, his mother and dad shot up in
bed.

Dad cautiously called out, “How do you
know they’re having sex?”

Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony
with a Popsicle!”
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An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."

No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood ? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again, all was quiet.

Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train stood from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.
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A chemist walks into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall.
'Whats wrong with him?' he asks his assistant.

'He came in for some cough syrup; the assistant explains. 'But i couldn't find any, So I sold him a bottle of Laxatives instead.

'What!' the chemist says, Horrified. 'You can't treat a cough with laxatives!'

'Of course you can.' the assistant declares. 'Look at him - he's far too scared to cough.'
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Q: What do you do with an Elephant with 3 Balls?
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Bubbathegimp wrote: Mon Jul 15, 2019 5:58 pm Q: What do you do with an Elephant with 3 Balls?
A:Walk him, And Pitch to the R.I.N.O.
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Q: What do you call an Elephant with 3 Balls?
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A: Mr. President
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A classic joke
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How much Coke can Charlie Sheen do?
Enough to kill 2-1/2 men
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