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Lickity Lickity Limericks

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This thread is for the limerick minded out here. Clean, dirty, radioactive; the choice is yours.

Warning, things could get NSFW or worse in a hurry so be forewarned.


Lets start this out with Bubba's tome on one of his previous cock sockets from way back in the 20th century. Keep 'em coming fellas!!


There once was a girl named Louise, whose pubes hung down to her knees. Her crabs got together, and knitted a sweater, so in the winter her flaps wouldn't freeze. :Grin:
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There once was a girl from Molas, that had a magnificent ass.
Not pretty and pink, as you may well think,
It was Gray, had long ears, and ate grass.
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There once was a Bar Maid from Dale, On her chest tattooed the price of Ale.
And on her behind, for the sake of the blind, was the same information in Braille.
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There once was a girl named Alice, Used a Dynamite stick for a Phallus.
They found her Vagina in North Carolina, Ans her Asshole in Buckingham Palace.
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There once was a man from Malass, Whose Balls were made out of brass.
And in stormy weather, they would bang together,
And lightning shoot out of his ass
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There once was a girl named Sue, Whom filled up her quim with glue.
She said with a grin, If they'l pay to get in, They'l pay to get out again too.
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There once was a guy from Bel-air, While screwing his wife on the stair,
The Banister broke, so he doubled his stroke, And he finished her off in mid air.
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There once was a guy from Iraq, Who had holes down the length of his Cock.
When he got an erection, he could play a selection from Johann Sebastian Bach.
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A Baker who loved baking Bread, Said she much preferred giving head.
But when you explode, she don't swallow your load, She fills all the creme sticks instead.
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